A Guy Had A Crush OnThis Girl . He followed her wherever she went.

One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.

Girl: Why do you keep following me?

Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.

Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.

(The Boy Turns Around)

Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.

Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back